Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.
Harley Quinn: I'm the one they should be scared of! Not you, not Mr J! Because I'm Harley Freaking Quinn.
Harley Quinn: Never call a woman a "chick." I'll accept "broad", "lady", "woman" and on occasion "bitch."
Harley Quinn: I am so fucking over clowns.
Tonya Harding: There's no such thing as truth. It's bullshit. Everyone has their own truth, and life just does whatever the fuck it wants.
Tonya Harding: I mean, come on! What kind of friggin' person bashes in their friend's knee? Who would do that to a friend?
Tonya Harding: America. They want someone to love, they want someone to hate.
Tonya Harding: They got 18 months. I'll do that. Your honor. I don't have education. All I know is skating. I'm no one if I'm can't- I'm not this monster. I'm trying to do the best with what I know how to. It's like you're giving me a life sentence. You can't do that.
Tonya Harding: It was like being abused all over again. Only this time it was by you. All of you. You're all my attackers too.
Tonya Harding: I was loved for a minute, then I was hated. Then I was just a punch line.
The Joker: Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: No, no, no. That's too easy... Would you live for me?
Harley Quinn: Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.
Rick Flagg: This is the deal: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You irritate or vex me... And guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn: I'm known for being quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Captain Boomerang: You know what they say about the crazy ones...
Harley Quinn: Huh?
Harley Quinn: I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us.
Rick Flag: Here's the deal: we fail the mission, you die.
Bloodsport: We find out any information you've given us is false, you die.
Harley Quinn: We find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick Flag: Harley, no.
Harley Quinn: If you cough without covering your mouth.
Rick Flag: Harley! Although that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.
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