Quotes from Jonathan Tucker movies and TV shows

Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named? You know, it's fake and processed, just like America.

Matthew: There are no defined rules between men and women. So, each side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being cheated. Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another.

Matthew: I think the only 'ists' there should be are humanists.

More 100 Girls quotes

Margaret Hall: It's not what you think.
Beau Hall: How do you know what I think?

More The Deep End quotes

Jeff: People come from all over the world just to see these ruins, especially one that's not on the map. I'm not taking you to some tourist trap, honey. Don't you want to have some experience or something to shoot other than the beach, the pool, the beach, the pool?
Amy: Well, you're already dressed, so you might as well go without me.
Jeff: Hey, but I don't want to go without you.

Jeff: The police, our parents, the Greeks, somebody. Somebody is going to find us. We just have to be alive when they do.

Jeff: So what do you guys think: Ancient Mayan temple off the beaten path?

Jeff: What's going on?
Stacy: My boyfriend is fucking your girlfriend, that's what's going on.

Jeff: They don't want us to spread it. That's why they won't let us leave. They're salting the soil to keep it contained. It's old. It has to be really old because the birds, the insects... and now, they've learned not to land here.

Jeff: Did you find the phone?
Amy: It's not a phone.
Jeff: Amy.
Amy: No! There is no fucking phone.

Amy: We're being quarantined here. We are being kept here to die.
Jeff: This doesn't happen! Four Americans on a vacation don't just disappear.

More The Ruins quotes

Morgan: What are we gonna do?
Kemper: I don't know... uh... we gotta call the cops, I guess.
Morgan: Um, yeah, on a list of bad ideas, that one goes, way up there. Oh, police officers, please, as you inspect a crime scene, which is now our van, please, ignore the colorful pinata, filled with marijuana, in case you happen to come across it, because it played no part, you know, whatsoever in the demise of this unfortunate, young, woman.

Erin: Her body is starting to stink, you guys.
Morgan: It's better than that store.

Morgan: Will somebody tell her to please stop singing?

More The Texas Chainsaw Massacre quotes

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