Batman: You're one hell of a messenger.
The Flash: Bruce's Batplane was a little more... Stoic.
Thomas Wayne: Your Batman didn't have to ferry high rollers in and out of his casino.
Cyborg: So he wouldn't need a fully stocked bar on board?
Thomas Wayne: Everything's top shelf. Help yourself
Cyborg: I don't drink.
Thomas Wayne: Shocker.
Grifter: I like your style, Batman. A pity we never teamed up when the world still existed.
Thomas Wayne: Batman and Grifter, the boy idiot.
Thomas Wayne: Not what you were expecting?
Barry Allen: No, Thawne.
Thomas Wayne: Who?
Barry Allen: My opposite, the Reverse Flash. Eobard Thawne.
Thomas Wayne: What kind of name is Eobard?
Barry Allen: The 25th century kind.
Thomas Wayne: Hologram party. Ingenious. Saves a fortune on snacks.
Thomas Wayne: Judge Dent was kidnapped last night. Where did the Joker take him?
Yo-Yo: Even if I did know, it wouldn't do you any good, Bats. He's probably already dead.
Thomas Wayne: Then so are you.
[Batman throws Yo-Yo off the roof.].
The Flash: Batman?
Batman: It's future tech. Difficult to disarm without setting them off, even for me.
Captain Atom: I could try to vaporize the bombs.
Wonder Woman: Yes, but you'd be vaporizing the Rogues as well.
Aquaman: Diana's right. What's plan B?
Thomas Wayne: Where's the Joker? Where, Yo-Yo? Tell me where the Joker's funhouse is this time. While you can still talk.
Yo-Yo: Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Ow!
[Batman grabs her face and pulls out a blade.]
Thomas Wayne: Let me help you get it off.
Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.
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