Quotes from Mindy Cohn movies and TV shows

Velma: Who are you?
Pauldini: I am The Great Pauldini!
[Pauldini makes an egg appear in his hand.]
Pauldini: My card.
Velma: Uh, that's an egg.
Pauldini:...Okay, egg, card, whatever. I made it appear, right? Can you do that? No, you can't because you're not a magician, heh! Who's a magician?
Velma: You are?
Pauldini: Oh, yeah, heh. Up high. That's what I'm talking about.

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Velma: Trouble sleeping?
Daphne: Ah, yeah.
Velma: Are you okay? What's wrong?
Daphne: I'm fine.
Velma: You're obviously not fine, Daphne. Why don't you tell me about it?
Daphne: I'm in love with Fred. There, I said it!
[Velma rolls her eyes.]
Velma: Really? Wow, I never would have... Gosh, that's a shocker.

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Daphne: Does it say anything in those books about that Opera House where we're shooting the show?
Velma: Yeah. It's almost a hundred years old. It's been closed since the 70's. And there are rumors that it's haunted.
Shaggy: Of course it's haunted. Like when do we ever go to a place that is not haunted?

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Pompeii and Circumstance - S1-E12

Fred: Just swim towards land!
Velma: I see land... But it's moving.
Daphne: It's a boat.
Scooby: Pee ew!
Velma: It's that garbage barge.
Shaggy: Saved by the smell!

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Ready to Scare - S3-E4

Fred: I'm learning to talk French.
Velma: Badly.
Daphne: Maybe you should start by just going, "Oui, oui"
Fred: I did that before we left the hotel.

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Ready to Scare - S3-E4

Fred: Hey, let's watch where they're going. This telescope takes these little quarter thingies.
Velma: Those are Francs.
Fred: I thought they were mine!

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Ready to Scare - S3-E4

Fred: Well... Let's set a trap! Now, let's see. Shaggy said the gargoyle is ticklish. So we need a whole lot of feathers, of course some dynamite and three catcher's mitts.
Velma: I have an easier trap.
Fred: What could be easier than feathers and dynamite?
Velma: Anything.

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