Quotes from Oliver Hardy movies and TV shows

Ollie: You certainly can tell good liquor when you taste it.

More Blotto quotes

Ollie: Get this house cleaned up! Do you know that my wife will be home at noon.
Stan: Say, what do you think I am? Cinderella? If I had any sense I'd walk out on you.
Ollie: Well it's a good thing you haven't any sense.
Stan: It certainly is.

More Helpmates quotes

Ollie: What were you doing up there?
Stan: I was trying to plug it in.
Ollie: That's not the place to plug it in! Give it to me.

Ollie: Where there's a will, there's a way.

More The Music Box quotes

J. Piedmont Mumblethunder: I'll stop all this, officer - - I'm gonna put pants on Philip - right now! -.

More Putting Pants on Philip quotes

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