Quotes from Mel Blanc movies and TV shows

Bugs Bunny: What's with you, anyway?
Daffy Duck: I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby. Save me.

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, duck?

Genie: Duck, you have desecrated the spirit of the lamp! Prepare to take the consequences.
Daffy Duck: Consequences, shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.

Daffy Duck: I'm rich. I'm wealthy. Yahoo. I'm comfortably well off.

Hassan: Open, septuagenarian? Uh, open, saddle soap? Open, sesame?

Hassan: Duh, open, uh, sarsaparilla? Uh, open Saskatchewan?

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Bugs Bunny: Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.

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Clarence: I wouldn't do that if I were you. If I were you, I'd put him back. It can only lead to self destruction. It only takes one bird to start you, and before you know it, it's two birds, then three. Suddenly, without realizing it, you're a victim. Then one day... the end of the road.

More Birds Anonymous quotes

Daffy Duck: Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.

Porky Pig: There ought to be a law against crazy ducks.

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Daffy Duck: Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARA-CHA! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoo hoo hoo hoo! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoohoohoohoo.

More Book Revue quotes

Rocky: Stop right there, rabbit! How much do you know?
Bugs Bunny: Who, me? Oh, I know uh lotsa things! Two and two is four, Carson City is the capital of Nevada, uh, George Washington was the first president.
Rocky: CUT IT! This guy knows too much, Mugsy.

More Bugs and Thugs quotes

Bugs Bunny: Your move first, Sam. C'mon, pick a card.
Yosemite Sam: All right! Don't rush me. I'm a-thinking... and my head hurts.

More Bugs Bunny Rides Again quotes

Bugs Bunny: Of course you realise this means war.

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Bugs Bunny: I live here. That's my home, such as it is.

Bugs Bunny: Look, Doc. Do I go around nailing signs over your house? Do I? There's still such a thing as private property, you know. Did you ever hear about the inalienable right of the sanctity of the home?

More Case of the Missing Hare quotes

Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.

More Cheese Chasers quotes

Daffy Duck: Why the copious flow of lachrymal fluid, my garrulous canine?

More Daffy Duck Hunt quotes

Von Hamburger: This should be a close-up, am I r-r-r-r-r-right, boys?
Assistant Directors: Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.

More Daffy Duck in Hollywood quotes

Porky Watkins: Name? Speak up, old boy.
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Porky Watkins: Occupation?
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.

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