Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant: Yes.
Eddie: [slaps money down.] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie: You've been working here too long, mate.
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