Quotes from Steve Oram movies and TV shows

Chris: Report that to the National Trust.

Chris: If the caravan's rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

Chris: This is exactly how I imagined it. No one sticking their nose in. No one penetrating the mind. Take the noble English oak, Old Knobbley. That won't stab you in the back or belittle your five year plan. That tree won't... steal things that belong to you and put them in another place just to piss you off. That tree won't involve itself in low-level bullying that means you have to leave work.

Chris: He's not a person, he's a Daily Mail reader.

Carol: What's going on?
Chris: I'm just admiring your artwork, Carol. It's fantastic.
Carol: I don't want anyone in my room.
Tina: Chris was just saying how talented he thinks you are.
Carol: It's my private sanctum. I don't want anybody looking.
Tina: Well, no-one's looking in your sanctum, Mum.

Chris: Mint me.

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