Quotes from Richard Lewis movies and TV shows

King Richard: You are no longer worthy to wear this scared symbol of authority.
Prince John: Oh, please have mercy on me, brother. It wasn't my fault. I got some really bad advice from Rottingham.
Crowd: [coughing] Bullshit! Bullshit!
King Richard: Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench. From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as...Johns.
Prince John: NOOOOOOOOO!
King Richard: Take him away. Put him in the Tower of London. Make him part of the tour.

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the ninth century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it to "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. It used to be "Shithouse."

Sheriff of Rottingham: ENOUGH! King, illegal, forest, to, pig, wild, kill, in, it, a, is.
Maid Marian/Robin Hood: What?
Sheriff of Rottingham: I mean, don't you know, it is illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest?
Robin Hood: Is it not also illegal to sit in the king's throne and usurp his power in his absence?
Prince John: Careful, Robin. You go too far.
Robin Hood: I've only just begun. I've come to warn you, that if you don't stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.
Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

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Prince John: Send word to one and all and all and one. That's a little redundant isn't it?
Royal Announcer: What?
Prince John: Shut up! Let everybody know before the day's out, we're gonna have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way we oughta have a lot of fun, huh?

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