Quotes from Sean Patrick Flanery movies and TV shows

Connor MacManus: You ready for this shit, my dear brother?
Murphy MacManus: Let's do some gratuitous violence.

Connor MacManus: I think Yakavetta killed a good man just to send us a message.
Murphy MacManus: Let's send him one right back!

Murphy MacManus: Dolly, Duffy and Greenly?
Special Agent Eunice Bloom: The very same.
Connor MacManus: How are the lads?
Special Agent Eunice Bloom: Two of them are scared. One's just horny.
Murphy MacManus: Bet'cha I can guess which one.

More The Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day quotes

Tom Bartlett: Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outfit.
Amanda Shelton: To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour.
Tom Bartlett: I see.
Amanda Shelton: Doesn't look like it takes you very long.
Tom Bartlett: Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit.

Tom Bartlett: I think I've loved you since that first day in the market.
Amanda Shelton: You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.
Tom Bartlett: Oh yeah.

Tom Bartlett: If the broom fits, ride it.

Tom Bartlett: I love shoes.
Brian in Shoes: Me too Mr. Bartlett.
Tom Bartlett: I love how we sell shoes. I love how we sell them in twos, it's so... Noah's ark.

Tom Bartlett: She cursed me. She said in this creepy little voice, a man is his destiny.
Lois McNally: Oh... She's a wise witch. She casts her spells in proverbs.

Amanda Shelton: My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do they adjust their belts.
Tom Bartlett: That's ridiculous, no, no, not the belt - I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238, that would be sex about every 4 minutes... yeah, yeah, that's about right.
Amanda Shelton: I've been here 20 minutes.

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