Carla: I'll be waiting for you, with my legs open.
Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide.
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.
Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.
Angelica: You would know.
Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
Angelica: [to Jack.] Admit it, you still love me.
Jack: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog.
Angelica: Why is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?
Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?
Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?
Jack Sparrow: That's good! May I use that?
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