Kristen Bell

Quotes from Kristen Bell movies and TV shows

Amy: This party is raging.
Kiki: What a turnout.
Martha Stewart: Hi, would you ladies like a Jell-O shot?
Amy: Is that, is that? Martha Stewart! Martha, Oh, my God.
Kiki: Thank you. Oh, my God.
Martha Stewart: Good, right?
Carla: I'm cumming.
Kiki: Oh, my God. What's in this?
Martha Stewart: Well, it's bespoke lingonberry gelatin... and a shitload of vodka.
Kiki: They're delicious.
Martha Stewart: I start my day with six of these.

Kiki: Oh, wow. This bra will be the death of your vagina.

Carla: First of all, you're so not a failure as a mother. In fact, you're the best mother that we've ever seen.
Kiki: True that.
Carla: You give your kids salad. Your remember your kids birthdays! I mean, I've sat here and watched you wait until your kid fell asleep before you got high.
Amy: Most moms do that, Carla.

More Bad Moms quotes

Kiki: I spend months picking out the perfect present for everyone. You know the only thing I get in return? Coupons. Free back rubs.
Amy: That’s not OK.
Kiki: Shitty back rubs.

More A Bad Moms Christmas quotes

Anna: Are you all right?
Kristoff: Yeah. I have a thick skull.
Olaf: I don't have a skull. Or bones.

Anna: Olaf! You're melting!
Olaf: Some people are worth melting for. Just... Maybe not right this second.

[Olaf the snowman is singing about what he'll do in the summer.]
Kristoff: I'm gonna tell him.
Anna: Don't you dare.

Anna: I'm Anna.
Olaf: And who's the funky looking donkey over there?
Anna: That's Sven.
Olaf: Uh-huh, and who's the reindeer?
Anna: Sven.
Olaf: Oh they're both...oh, OK. Makes things easier for me.

Anna: But I want to help!
Kristoff: No! I don't trust your judgement!
Anna: Excuse me?
Kristoff: Who marries a man they just met?
Anna: It's true love!

Hans: Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?
Anna: Can I say something even crazier? Yes!

More Frozen quotes

Anna: Elsa, I'm thinking you might have a cold.
Elsa: I don't get colds. Besides, a cold never bothered me anyway.

More Frozen Fever quotes

Elsa: You can't just follow me into fire.
Anna: Then don't run into fire.

Anna: Has Elsa seemed weird to you?
Kristoff: She... seems like Elsa.

Anna: I'm coming with you.
Elsa: Anna... no.
Anna: Excuse me, I climbed the North Mountain, survived a frozen heart, and saved you from my ex-boyfriend, so... you know, I'm coming.

Elsa: What woud I do without you?
Anna: You'll always have me.

Anna: Is it really you?
Elsa: Anna!
Anna [Crying]: I thought I lost you.
Elsa: Lost me? You saved me again.
Anna: I did?


More Frozen II quotes

Chidi: I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me.
Eleanor: Really? You and I are very different.
Chidi: Yeah, I noticed.

More The Good Place quotes

Annie Bean: Honey, everything I need for L.A. would not fit in the trunk.
Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: Sweetie, this car also came as a hardtop convertible. The whole roof slid into the trunk. The trunk was designed to hold the entire roof. Believe me. Your stuff fit in the trunk.

Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: I don't have a job. I don't have any friends. You don't love me anymore. So my word is really all I have going for me.
Annie Bean: I don't not love you. I'm just terrified that I don't know you.

Annie Bean: If you spent two years building your dream car, and then you started to notice that it was also the dream car of a certain type of person, like people who are - I don't know, let's just call them rapists out of convenience. If you started to notice that your peers were rapists, what do you think that says about the old you who built this car?

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