Quotes from Kristen Bell movies and TV shows

Amy: This party is raging.
Kiki: What a turnout.
Martha Stewart: Hi, would you ladies like a Jell-O shot?
Amy: Is that, is that? Martha Stewart! Martha, Oh, my God.
Kiki: Thank you. Oh, my God.
Martha Stewart: Good, right?
Carla: I'm cumming.
Kiki: Oh, my God. What's in this?
Martha Stewart: Well, it's bespoke lingonberry gelatin... and a shitload of vodka.
Kiki: They're delicious.
Martha Stewart: I start my day with six of these.

Kiki: Oh, wow. This bra will be the death of your vagina.

Carla: First of all, you're so not a failure as a mother. In fact, you're the best mother that we've ever seen.
Kiki: True that.
Carla: You give your kids salad. Your remember your kids birthdays! I mean, I've sat here and watched you wait until your kid fell asleep before you got high.
Amy: Most moms do that, Carla.

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Kiki: I spend months picking out the perfect present for everyone. You know the only thing I get in return? Coupons. Free back rubs.
Amy: That’s not OK.
Kiki: Shitty back rubs.

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Anna: Are you all right?
Kristoff: Yeah. I have a thick skull.
Olaf: I don't have a skull. Or bones.

Anna: Olaf! You're melting!
Olaf: Some people are worth melting for. Just... Maybe not right this second.

[Olaf the snowman is singing about what he'll do in the summer.]
Kristoff: I'm gonna tell him.
Anna: Don't you dare.

Anna: I'm Anna.
Olaf: And who's the funky looking donkey over there?
Anna: That's Sven.
Olaf: Uh-huh, and who's the reindeer?
Anna: Sven.
Olaf: Oh they're both...oh, OK. Makes things easier for me.

Anna: But I want to help!
Kristoff: No! I don't trust your judgement!
Anna: Excuse me?
Kristoff: Who marries a man they just met?
Anna: It's true love!

Hans: Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?
Anna: Can I say something even crazier? Yes!

More Frozen quotes

Anna: Elsa, I'm thinking you might have a cold.
Elsa: I don't get colds. Besides, a cold never bothered me anyway.

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Annie Bean: Honey, everything I need for L.A. would not fit in the trunk.
Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: Sweetie, this car also came as a hardtop convertible. The whole roof slid into the trunk. The trunk was designed to hold the entire roof. Believe me. Your stuff fit in the trunk.

Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: I don't have a job. I don't have any friends. You don't love me anymore. So my word is really all I have going for me.
Annie Bean: I don't not love you. I'm just terrified that I don't know you.

Annie Bean: If you spent two years building your dream car, and then you started to notice that it was also the dream car of a certain type of person, like people who are - I don't know, let's just call them rapists out of convenience. If you started to notice that your peers were rapists, what do you think that says about the old you who built this car?

More Hit and Run quotes

Veronica Mars: Her alibi is solid. I don't know, let's mull this over while we're wearing lobster bibs.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Uhm, Actually.
Keith Mars: When number one daughter was young her skills were sharp like blade of sword, now brain dull like blade of plow.

Veronica Mars: Hey, Mr. C. You miss me yet?
Principal Van Clemmons: It's been 10 years of peace and quiet, Veronica.
Veronica Mars: If you like that sort of thing.
Principal Van Clemmons: Veronica. It's been... boring.

Wallace Fennel: In case it slipped your mind, Piz is the one without the baggage and the drama.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Hmm... I will say this for him, he almost never gets charged with murder.
Veronica Mars: Just one of the things I love about Piz. No drama.

Veronica Mars: So if we're to believe this police report, Weevil left the reunion, dropped off his foxy wife and his "most changed" trophy and, still wearing his dress shirt and slacks, teamed up with the motorcycle gang he left a decade ago to harass the richest divorcée in Southern California?
Keith Mars: Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it.

Veronica Mars: Do I get a chip for this? Pouring the drink, swishing it, smelling it, leaving the bar without taking a sip. Is this what getting clean feels like?

Veronica Mars: Give it to me, Vinnie. Or I'll tell 50 Cent's security team where they can find the guy who posted video of Fifty baking lemon cakes while singing "Afternoon delight."

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