Quotes from Jack McBrayer movies and TV shows

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Tracy Jordan: What did I tell you was the secret to having a good marriage and keeping it together, Kenneth?
Kenneth Parcell: Be a good listener, a giver of gifts and work that va-jay-jay.

Kenneth Parcell: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

Kenneth Parcell: It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.

Brainy Smurf: We don't know how long we could be down here, so whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.
Clumsy Smurf: I just ate all my rations!
Hefty Smurf: What... Why would you do that?
Clumsy Smurf: I'm stress eating.

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