Quotes from Maria Conchita Alonso movies and TV shows

Dynamo: Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone. What's the matter now, bitch? Why aren't you laughing?
Amber: Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.

Laughlin: Who the hell is this?
Ben Richards: She's the one who turned me in at the airport. Guess this is her reward.
Amber: Oh, go ahead. Make jokes. It's all your fault I'm here. They think I'm helping you out. They even think I'm your girlfriend.
Ben Richards: I can straighten that out. You see that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.

Amber: Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii.
Ben Richards: I had the shirt for it but you fucked it up.

Amber: Where's Buzzsaw?
Richards: Oh, he had to split.

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Amber: Jesus Christ!
Richards: Guess again.

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More The Running Man quotes

Peter Loew: Am I getting through to you, Alva?
Alva Restrepo: I'll go right to it, Mr. Loew.

More Vampire's Kiss quotes

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