Quotes from Michael Weatherly movies and TV shows

Logan Cale: In case you haven't caught on by now, this girl's gonna do what she's gonna do no matter what you or anyone else says, so you've got two choices: back off or pitch in.
Max Guevara: What he said.

Max Guevara: I'm not that high-minded. Lydecker's the one guy that knows what's going on in this freak show body of mine... Whether or not this bar code has an expiration date. I guess I couldn't let him die with that secret.
Logan Cale: Whatever you have to tell yourself. Fact is, you saved a man's life.
Max Guevara: A bad man.

Logan Cale: All set?
Zack: Would I have come back here if everything wasn't all set?
Logan Cale: It's a figure of speech.

Logan Cale: This has been a Streaming Freedom video. Peace, out.

Zack: Did you look in the yellow pages under "black helicopter operations"?
Logan Cale: Oh, another Manticore wit.

Max Guevara: Are you sure about all this? Pierpont Lemkin and the Taliban after some Star Wars widget in a robotic arm somewhere? Next thing you're gonna tell me aliens are involved.
Logan Cale: Wouldn't rule it out.

Logan Cale: If I just had my ass handed to me by a size three, I'd be inclined to mind my own business.

Logan Cale: You're a thief?
Max Guevara: Girl's gotta make a living.
Logan Cale: Thank God.
Max Guevara: First time I ever heard that one.

Logan Cale: Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is a streaming freedom video bulletin. This is a secure cable hack that will last exactly sixty seconds. It cannot be traced, it cannot be stopped and it is the only free voice left in the city.

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Security guard: NCIS anything like CSI?
Anthony DiNozzo: Only if you're dyslexic.

Tony DiNizzo: You know, in the two years I've worked for Gibbs, he's never shaken my hand once? Never.
Stan Burley: I was in the office two years before he even looked me in the eye.
Tony DiNizzo: Really?
Stan Burley: Yeah. Three years before he called me by name. Four 'till he got it right. By then, I'd actually gotten used to "Steve." He must really like you.

Agent Afloat - S6-E2

Ziva David: This is where you have been for the last month?
Tony DiNozzo: Yeah. It's just like the squad room, only I'm the squad and there's no room.

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High Seas - S1-E6

Agent Gibbs: How you doing, Kate?
Agent Gibbs: Kate?
Agent Gibbs: How's she doing, DiNozzo?
Agent DiNozzo: She's smiling.

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Sub Rosa - S1-E7

Tony DiNizzo: I've never experienced Gibbs without his morning coffee... We're in uncharted waters here, Kate.

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Pop Life - S2-E16

Todd: What you doing?
DiNozzo: Chronicling this little conversation for our next meeting with Ducky.
Gibbs: Are you done?
DiNozzo: Almost.
Gibbs: Done or Fired are the choices.
DiNozzo: Done.

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SWAK - S2-E22

DiNozzo: How will you feel if I got Anthrax, boss?
Gibbs: Not as bad as you, DiNozzo.

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Escaped - S4-E2

Agent Gibbs: There's a little girl who just wants to go home with her daddy. So will you help me... Please.
Agent Dinozzo: Did he just say...
Agent McGee: Yep.

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Dead Man Talking - S1-E19

DiNozzo: Ooh, a hottie
Abby: Isn't she a little old for you?
Dinozzo: She's about my age
Abby: That's my point.

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Singled Out - S4-E3

Tony DiNozzo: And if you find anything, make sure you call Gibbs. Not me. (00:14:20)

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Once a Hero - S4-E8

Gibbs: DiNozzo!
DiNozzo: Boss?
Gibbs: Stop eating the evidence.
DiNozzo: Sorry boss.

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