Quotes from Bill Fagerbakke movies and TV shows

[Spongebob and Patrick have just been fried by Man-Ray.]
Patrick Star: What's that smell?
Spongebob Squarepants: That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.
Patrick Star: Oh, good. I thought it was my skin.

Valentine's Day / The Paper - S1-E16

Patrick Star: You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours!

Spongebob Squarepants: We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new tactic.
Patrick Star: I got it! Let's get naked!
Spongebob Squarepants: No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate.

[Spongebob and Patrick have wrecked Mr. Krabs' first dollar.]
Patrick Star: This is all Mr. Krab's fault. If he hadn't had hung that stupid dollar in the first place. It's not as if it looks like any regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall and Krabs wouldn't know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, take out a dollar, and put it on the wall.
Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick, take out your wallet.
Patrick Star: I don't see where you're going with this.

Spongebob Squarepants: Remember, Patrick. Flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
Fish: Hello?
Patrick Star: I love you.

Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm / Squid on Strike - S2-E18

Patrick Star: We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

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