Quotes from Tom Kenny movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost - S1-E11

SpongeBob: I don't know how to say this Patrick, but our old pal Squidward, he's... He's pushing up daisies.
Patrick: Oh, I thought he was dead.

Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple - S1-E5

Squidward: Will you let go of that stupid pizza, already?
Spongebob: I can't it's for the customer.
Squidward: Who cares about the customer?
Spongebob: I do!
Squidward: Well, I don't!

Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple - S1-E5

Squidward: Sponge, we gotta eat something.
Spongebob: I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral. No, maybe it wasn't coral. Maybe it was sand, no, mud.
Squidward: Give me the pizza!
Spongebob: Wait, I remember now. It was coral!
Squidward: Give it to me!

Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple - S1-E5

Squidward: [Answers phone.] Hello?
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Squidward: Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
SpongeBob: Squidward! Help me! My house is shrinking and I woke up this morning and it was getting smaller...oh no!
Squidward: Yep, it is.
[Patrick comes out from his rock.]
Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squid's day? [Falls off rock onto his furniture then jumps out with a tuxedo on.] Hey, SpongeBob, don't start without me!

Spongebob's Last Stand - S7-E22

Mr. Krabs: Come on, lad. Let's go give that Plankton a piece of our minds.
[SpongeBob literally rips out a piece of his head.]
SpongeBob: Think this piece should do the trick.

The Chaperone / Employee of the Month - S1-E12

Squidward: I could win it with my tentacles tied!
SpongeBob: That can be arranged!

That Sinking Feeling - S8-E1

Squidward: [Muttering angrily from inside his house.]
Spongebob: Aww, Squidward's house sounds like it has an upset tummy.
Patrick: Must have been something that it ate.
Squidward: [Opens door.]
Spongebob: [Points at Squidward.] It ate Squidward.
Patrick: That'll do it.

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