Bryan Cranston

Quotes from Bryan Cranston movies and TV shows

Jack O'Donnell: If we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus.

Jack O'Donnell: I am not leaving him at the airport with six people and his dick in his hand. Tell the Director to call the White House. Do your fucking job!

Cubs Fan

Jack O'Donnell: Carter said you were a great American.
Tony Mendez: A great American what?
Jack O'Donnell: He didn't say.

Jack O'Donnell: Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.

CIA Director: You think is more plausible than teachers?
Jack O'Donnell: Yes, we do. One, there are no more foreign teachers in Iran.
Tony Mendez: And we think everybody knows Hollywood people. And everybody knows they'd shoot in Stalingrad with Pol Pot directing if it would sell tickets.

Cubs Fan

Tony Mendez: What about the White House?
Jack O'Donnell: Carter is shitting enough bricks to build the pyramids.

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Walter White: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, you don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White: I am not in danger, I am the danger.

4 Days Out - S2-E9

Walter White: You can always call me if you need to.
Skyler White: What? and risk talking to your mother?

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Over - S2-E10

Skyler White: What are you supposed to do today?
Walter White: Nothing.
Skyler White: Excellent. Brownie points for taking a nap.

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...and the Bag's in the River - S1-E3

Krazy-8: Jesse know you've got cancer?
Walter White: No one but you.
Krazy-8: Not your family?
Walter White: No.
Krazy-8: Why not?
Walter White: Not a conversation that I'm even remotely ready to have.

Cubs Fan

Hermanos - S4-E8

Walter White: I've got some math for you. Hank catching Gus equals Hank catching us!

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Bug - S4-E9

Walter White: So What is this now? Meth cooking and corpse disposal?

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Face Off - S4-E13

Skyler White: What happened?
Walter White: I won.

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Sunset - S3-E6

Saul Goodman: The Starship Enterprise had a self destruct button, I'm just saying!
Walter White: Oh shut up!

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More Breaking Bad quotes

Shannon: He wouldn't be able to find pussy in a whore house.

Shannon: Kid, I want you to meet Mr. Bernie Rose!
Bernie Rose: Nice to meet you.
Driver: My hands are a little dirty.
Bernie Rose: So are mine.

More Drive quotes

Ford: Why can't you just let her rest?
Joe Brody: Because I sent her down there.

More Godzilla quotes

Robert Mazur: Roberto, I am glad you are here. But there is a part of me that wishes you hadn't taken that risk.
Roberto Alcaino: Without family or friends what kinda world it is be. There will be no reason to be alive. Hmm? It's a good day.

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Chief: Don't ask me to fetch that stick.

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