Bruce Banner: If we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before?
Carol Danvers: Because before, you didn't have me.
James Rhodes: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And, if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?
Carol Danvers: There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and, unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
Carol Danvers: Nicholas Joseph Fury. You have three names?
Nick Fury: Everybody calls me Fury. Not Nicholas, not Joseph, not Nick. Just Fury.
Carol Danvers: What does your mom call you?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Carol Danvers: What do you call her?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Carol Danvers: What about your kids?
Nick Fury: If I have them, they'll call me Fury.
Maria Rambeau: You call me 'young lady' again, I'll shove my foot up somewhere it's not supposed to be.
Talos: Am I supposed to guess where that is?
Carol Danvers: Your ass!
Carol Danvers: I've been fighting with one arm tied behind my back. But what happens when I'm finally set free?
Vernon: Check out the merch.
Justine: That's not what he ordered.
Vernon: Fuck me.
Chris: He ordered M-16's. Different weapon.
Vernon: I'm not driving a fucking pizza delivery service.
Martin: Keep your shit together.
Vernon: You want the weapons? Or you don't want the weapons?
Ma: I'm sorry that I'm not nice anymore, but you know what? Maybe if your voice saying "be nice" hadn't been in my head, then maybe I wouldn't have helped the guy with the fucking sick dog.
Ma: You're five and you're old enough to understand what the world there is. You have to understand. you have to understand. We can't keep living like this. You need to help me.
Jack: I wanna be four again.
Talk Show Hostess: When he's older, will you tell Jack about his father?
Ma: Jack's not his. He's not his.
Talk Show Hostess: So are you saying that there were other men?
Ma: No! No. Um... A father is... a man who loves his child.
Talk Show Hostess: Of course. That's so true in a very real sense, but the... the biological relationship that you.
Ma: That's not a relationship.
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