Quotes from Ed O'Neill movies and TV shows
Below are some quotes involving Ed O'Neill - click the title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, please submit them.
Al Bundy: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I SWEAR!