Quotes from Ed O'Neill movies and TV shows

Kevin O'Shea: Put a fork in them they're done, baby.

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The Mystery of Skull Island - S6-E14

Al Bundy: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I SWEAR!

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Jay Pritchett: God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedy's didn't get together this often.

Jay Pritchett: Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed.

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