Quotes from Clark Gregg movies and TV shows

Vance: Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore!

Vance: Misery, sadness, loss of faith, no reason to live... This is perfect for you.

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The Well - S1-E8

Phil Coulson: You know, it'd be nice, if for once, Thor and his people sent the god of cleaning up after yourself.


The Well - S1-E8

Phil Coulson: I can't think of a single time anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: I wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He's so dreamy.
Phil Coulson: Sure. He's handsome, but...
Melinda May: No, he's dreamy.

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