Quotes from Benedict Cumberbatch movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Smaug: There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold. But far more PRECIOUS...

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Classified: Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft.
Short Fuse: I tried, but they don't have hands, they just have flippers, Boss! And I have flippers. So it's flipping useless.

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A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Punch me in the face.
John Watson: Punch you?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

A Study in Pink - S1-E1

John Watson: I just met a friend of yours.
Sherlock Holmes: A friend?
John Watson: An enemy.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh. Which one?
John Watson: Your arch-enemy, according to him. Do people have arch-enemies?
Sherlock Holmes: Did he offer you money to spy on me?
John Watson: Yes.
Sherlock Holmes: Did you take it?
John Watson: No...
Sherlock Holmes: Pity, we could have split the fee. Think it through next time.

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A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1

John Watson: What are we doing here, Sherlock, what?
Sherlock Holmes: I don't know.
John Watson: Here to see the queen?
[Mycroft Holmes walks around the corner.]
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, apparently yes.


The Empty Hearse - S3-E2

Mrs. Hudson: Sherlock...
Sherlock Holmes: Hmmm?
Mrs. Hudson: Talk to John.
Sherlock Holmes: I tried talking to him. He's made his position quite clear.
John Watson: [in his office, putting on a latex glove with his middle finger raised.] Just relax, Mr. Summerson.
Mrs. Hudson: What did he say?
Sherlock Holmes: F...
John Watson: [in his office, examining Mr. Summerson.] Cough.
Mrs. Hudson: Oh, dear.


Sherlock Holmes: As always, you see, but you don't observe.


A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Oh what now?! I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket.

A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Shut up.
Inspector Lestrade: I wasn't saying anyth...
Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It was annoying.

A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Please don't feel obliged to tell me that was remarkable or amazing, John's expressed that thought in every variant available to the English language.


A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: I love the brilliant ones. They're always so desperate to get caught.

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John Harrison: I am better.
James T. Kirk: At what?
John Harrison: Everything.

John Harrison: No ship should go down without her Captain.

Khan: My crew is my family, Kirk. Is there anything you would not do for your family?

John Harrison: Well, let's play this out logically then, Mr Spock. Firstly, I will kill your captain to demonstrate my resolve, then, if yours holds I will have no choice but to kill you and your entire crew.
Spock: If you destroy our ship, you will also destroy your own people.
John Harrison: Your crew requires oxygen to survive, mine does not. I will target your life support systems located behind the aft nacelle. And after every single person aboard your ship suffocates I will walk over your cold corpses to recover my people. Now, shall we begin?

John Harrison: John Harrison was a fiction created the moment I was awoken by your Admiral Marcus to help him advance his cause. A smoke screen to conceal my true identity. My name... Is Khan.

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Bill Haydon: I thought I'd pop down and catch a glimpse at the new girl before Bland gets to her.
Peter Guillam: Ah, yes, Belinda the Blonde.

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Maj. Jamie Stewart: Be brave! Be brave!

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