Quotes from Chris Hemsworth movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Thor: Oh, no... This is Earth, isn't it?

Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

Loki: Father is dead.
Thor: Am I still permitted to return to Asgard?
Loki: The terms of peace with the frost giants require your permanent banishment.

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Thor: She's too powerful. I have no hammer.
Odin: What are you? Thor, god of hammers?

Thor: There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went "aahh! It's me!" And then he stabbed me.

Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off.

Thor: Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: That's a nice way of putting it.

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that?

Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement...
Hela: You sound like him.

Barber: Now, don't you move. My hands aren't as steady as they used to be.
Thor: By Odin's Beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! [Barber turns on machine]. Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. Please! No! No!

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Grandmaster: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...your Incredible...Hulk!
Thor: Yes!
Loki: I have to get off this planet.

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Thor: Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.
Bruce Banner: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won. Easily.
Bruce Banner: Doesn't sound right.
Thor: Well, it's true.

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More Thor: Ragnarok quotes

Loki: Satisfaction's not in my nature.
Thor: Surrender's not in mine.

Thor: I wish I could trust you.
Loki: Trust my rage.

Sif: I have this completely under control.
Thor: Is that why everything's on fire?

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Stone Crandall: You can make hot water come out of the cold faucet.

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