Quotes from Ian McShane movies and TV shows

Coach: Tomorrow morning you'll meet your navigator Case. She'll help you navigate the course, reload your weapons, and help with the running of the car.
Jensen Ames: I'd love to talk to her ahead of time before the race.
Gunner: Yeah, I'd like a big-tittied girl to lick peanut butter off my toes, but it ain't gonna happen. This is still a prison, man. She's a chick. They get busted from the women's facility upstate.
Coach: It's all about ratings. Fast cars, pretty women...
Gunner: Machine Gun Joe's the only one that has male navigators, 'cause he's gay.
Lists: A-a-actually it's because he goes through them so fast, and a-a-audience gets squeamish.
Gunner: Yeah he goes through them... Through their ass.
Coach: He cuts each kill into his skin as a souvenir, I hear.

Lists: Jensen Garner Ames. Moved to the states at twenty-four years old. Named after a car, the Jensen Intercepter. A three time local speedway champion.
Jensen Ames: You've done your homework, or do you just know everything?
Coach: Jensen Intercepter. I had one. Handled like a school bus.

Lists: Somebody's mad right now.
Coach: Nobody fucks with my car.

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Hellboy: We faced every threat there is, and yet you take me in.
Professor Bruttenholm: I love you, son.
Hellboy: You made me a goddamn weapon.
Ben Daimio: Where's my fucking violin?

Professor Bruttenholm: Listen up, ladies and gentlemen: out there is a fifth-century sorceress who wants to bring down the curtain on London and the world.
Hellboy: Great, homework.

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Amphiaraus: No matter how far you go, man cannot escape his fate. Who are you? Are you a murderer? Are you a mercenary who turns his back on the innocent? We believe in you! We have faith in you! Remember the deeds you have performed, the labors you have overcome! Are you only the legend, or are you truth behind the legend? Now, tell me, WHO ARE you?
Hercules: I AM hercules.

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Frank Powell: Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.

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Winston: You stabbed the devil in the back. To him this isn't vengeance, this is justice.

Winston: What have you done?
John Wick: Finished it.

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John Wick: Whoever comes, I'll kill them. I'll kill them all.
Winston: Of course you will.

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Tai Lung: You... You're just a big... Fat... Panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

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Blackbeard: If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.

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Will Stanton: It's so... and ya know, and I'm like... this whole thing's just... arrr, you know.
Merriman Lyon: Is that it?

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Teddy Bass: Men, or women?
Harry: Oh... definitely.

Teddy Bass: If I cared, Gal, if I fucking cared. If I gave one solitary fuck about Don... get out of the fucking car.

Teddy Bass: What are you staring at?
Harry: The back of your head.
Teddy Bass: Well don't. Stare at the back of your own fucking head.

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Birdy Williams: Bastard must be made out of concrete.

Birdy Williams: The spirit is weak, Harry. Flesh even weaker.

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