Quotes from Rob Corddry movies and TV shows

Gary Supernova: Nothing says 'peace' like a giant gun, huh?

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Lou: It's the fucking 80's guys. Let's do what we want to do. Free Love!
Jacob: That was the 60's dipshit.
Adam: We had like Reagan and AIDS.

Jacob: I have some Ativan, but it's different.
Lou: Well, let's stick it up our asses!
Jacob: It's not a suppository!
Lou: It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works!

Adam: One little change has a ripple effect and it effects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami, in like, you know, somewhere.
Jacob: Yes exactly. You step on the bug and the fucking internet is never invented.
Lou: Oh then you'll have to talk to girls with your mouth.
Jacob: Yeah. No. I was more concerned about bigger consequences like not being born.
Lou: Yeah. No. I don't care about that.

Lou: Why don't you shut your slut mouth, and mind your own fucking business?

Lou: If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. A shotgun to the dick.

Jacob: I've dated a lot of girls, hot ones.
Lou: You've dated a lot of guys, gay ones.

Lou: Here's a question. Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question. Do I give a fuck?

Lou: God. Relax. It's like you've haven't seen a little cum on your friend's face before.

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Lou: Let's go check out the future strip club situation.
Nick: High five.
Jacob: Did you just say "high five" instead of high five-ing?

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Robby: Who has sex for three hours?
Jay: We did.
Robby: That's the length of the movie "Lincoln." You did the full Lincoln.

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Hater: This is my lesbian sister. Tell them about your softball team, tell them about your team.

Jack Fuller: Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Hater: Community college?

Hater: You're falling for your wife! Idiot.

Hater: I'm the law, bitch.

Jack Fuller: Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Hater: Community college?

Hater: Lavender, you get on my head.

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