Quotes from Adam Scott movies and TV shows

Ben: So, why didn't you guys ever even try to get together?
Jason Fryman: It's too much familiarity. It's like she's one of my limbs.
Ben: And that's bad, because...?
Jason Fryman: Because I hate myself.

Jason Fryman: Please, please, just let me fuck the shit out of you right now. And if you're not convinced afterwards that I am into you in every possible way a person can be into another person, then I promise I will never try to kiss you, or fuck you, or impregnate you ever again, as long as I live.

Jason Fryman: Julie, I love you, so much, as a friend.

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Adam Jr.: I'm a god. I'm a fuckin' god.

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Derek: So, what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: Can we hug?
Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!. I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

Derek: Brennan has a man-gina.

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