Quotes from Tracy Morgan movies and TV shows

Tracy Jordan: I learned fried chicken at the school of hard knocks.

Tracy Jordan: What did I tell you was the secret to having a good marriage and keeping it together, Kenneth?
Kenneth Parcell: Be a good listener, a giver of gifts and work that va-jay-jay.

Tracy Jordan: I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Tracy Jordan: I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi.

Tracy Jordan: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz Lemon: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

Tracy Jordan: I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.

Tracy Jordan: Here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age. Live every week like it's Shark Week.

More 30 Rock quotes

Paul Hodges: Why did you smack me?
Jimmy Monroe: I was in the moment, and the moment said smack ya.

More Cop Out quotes

LeeJohn: The white Jesus keeps starin at me.

More First Sunday quotes

Coach Crawford: What are you, Seabiscuit?

Coach Crawford: Give him 85%! Right in the Flintstone.

Coach Crawford: He's gonna knock the sex out of you.

More Fist Fight quotes

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