Quotes from Jesse Eisenberg movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

David Foster Wallace: I'm not so sure you want to be me.
David Lipsky: I don't.

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J. Daniel Atlas: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you'll think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you.

J. Daniel Atlas: First rule of magic: always be the smartest person in the room.

Merritt McKinney: The first time I saw you, I thought you were a dick.
J. Daniel Atlas: I'm touched.
Merritt McKinney: It's from the heart.
J. Daniel Atlas: Well, I didn't tell you where I was touched.

Merritt McKinney: The first time I saw you, I thought you were a dick.
J. Daniel Atlas: Oh, yeah? Then?
Merritt McKinney: Then nothing. That's it.

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Blu: Yeah sounds great, it's not like we're just throwing ourselves off a mountain... Right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.

Jewel: Play dead.
Blu: I don't need to play dead, I'm about to have a heart attack.

Jewel: Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly! Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath!

Blu: You see, who needs flying?
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... Err... Freedom, and, and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.

Blu: What is natural about getting thrown halfway across the room?

More Rio quotes

Blu: I am going to the Amazon. Yay.
Pedro: Like the website?

Luiz: So you're going to the Amazon? That place is wild.
Blu: I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle. Wait, how wild?
Luiz: Real wild.
Nico: There's snakes that swallow you whole.
Pedro: Mosquitoes that suck out your blood like a Slurpee.
Luiz: Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.

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Marylin Delpy: The site got twenty-two hundred hits within two hours?
Mark Zuckerberg: Thousand.
Marylin Delpy: I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg: Twenty-two *thousand*.
Marylin Delpy: Wow.

Mark Zuckerberg: If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

Erica Albright: Why do you keep saying I don't need to study?
Mark Zuckerberg: You go to B.U.

Mark Zuckerberg: A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair.

Mark Zuckerberg: Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping pong room.

Mark Zuckerberg: Your actions could have permanently destroyed everything I've been working on!
Eduardo Saverin: *We* have been working on!

Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends.
Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends.
Erica Albright: I was being polite, I had no intention of being friends with you.

Gage: Did you initially give $1000 to be used in the startup of theFacebook.com?
Eduardo Saverin: Yes.
Gage: And then did you also give an additional $18000 after that?
Eduardo Saverin: Yes.
Gage: So $1000 plus $18000 makes a total of $19000 that you gave...
Mark Zuckerberg: Hang on, wait... I just want to check your math. [Writes on some paper.] Yeah OK, go on.

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