Jesse Eisenberg

Quotes from Jesse Eisenberg movies and TV shows

Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'Cause i'll jack off on your face.

James Brennan: Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.

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Victoria Lasseter: Cherry Progressive, listen. Mandelbrot set is in motion. Echo Choir has been breached.
Mike Howell: Is that a lyric from something?

Mike Howell: Something very weird is happening to me: I keep killing people! There's a chance I may be... a robot.

Phoebe: It's not gonna be like this always, you know? Mike, you're like the strongest, kindest person I've ever met in my whole life. I fucking love you. You're a fucking mess, man.
Mike Howell: I know.

Mike Howell: This is not the right moment.

Mike Howell: I just killed two people.
Phoebe: That's awesome.
Mike Howell: They had guns and knives and they were being total dicks.

Mike Howell: I really am sorry, Phoebe. I really thought I could beat the panic attacks this time.
Phoebe: It's okay.
Mike Howell: It's not.
Phoebe: No, it's fine.
Mike Howell: No, it's not fine. This is something I really wanted to do for you. Then I ruined it and now we're going back home.
Phoebe: You didn't ruin this.
Mike Howell: Yes, I did. It's my fault. You should be mad at me. Why not?
Phoebe: No. You can't help it, Mike.
Mike Howell: Okay. Thanks.

Mike Howell: I'm going to save my girlfriend.

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Lex Luthor: God is tribal, God takes sides! If God is all-powerful He can not be good, if God is good He can not be all-powerful.

Lex Luthor: Devils don't come from hell beneath us. They come from the sky.

Lex Luthor: If man won't kill God, the Devil will do it.

Lex Luthor: You don't need to forge a silver bullet. But if you do, you don't need to depend on the kindness of monsters.

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James: I would tear the asshole off an elephant for a piece of trim I wanted that bad.

Simon: I don't know how to be myself. It's like I'm permanently outside myself. Like, like you could push your hands straight through me if you wanted to. And I can see the type of man I want to be versus the type of man I actually am and I know that I'm doing it but I'm incapable of what needs to be done. I'm like Pinocchio, a wooden boy. Not a real boy. And it kills me.

Simon: It's terrible to be alone too much.

The Colonel: There aren't too many like you. Are there, Simon?
Simon: I'd like to think I'm pretty unique.

Simon: I have all these things that I want to say to her, like... Like how I can tell she's a lonely person, even if other people can't. Cause I know what it feels like to be lost and lonely and invisible.

More The Double quotes

David Lipsky: He wants more than he has. I want precisely what he already has.

David Lipsky: Nice view.
David Foster Wallace: Thank you. I can't take credit for it.

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