Jack: Then a passionate celibacy is all that any of us can look forward to.
Lady Bracknell: You seem to be displaying signs of triviality.
Jack: On the contrary, Aunt Augusta. I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Ernest.
King Edward VIII: Sorry, I've been terribly busy.
King George VI: Doing what?
King Edward VIII: Kinging.
[watching a clip of Hitler speaking.]
Lilibet: What's he saying?
King George VI: I don't know but... He seems to be saying it rather well.
King George VI: If I am King, where is my power? Can I declare war? Form a government? Levy a tax? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority because they think that when I speak, I speak for them.
Harry Hart: Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.
Harry Hart: There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
Harry Hart: Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?
Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Harry Hart: Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.
Harry Hart: The suit is the modern gentleman's armour.
Stanley: You're prettiest at about 8:20 in the summer, when the light is fading.
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