Quotes from Leslie Mann movies and TV shows

Hunter: W, W, V, D, D?
Lisa: What would Vin Diesel do? (00:56:50)

Hunter: Do you like freak out when you see a bee fuckin' a flower?
Lisa: I'm gonna stop her.
Mitchel: I'm in!
Lisa: Let's cock block those motherfuckers. (00:29:05)

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Marcie: How do you expect society to treat women as if they're equal when their own parents wont?
Lisa: I don't know about that! I'll deal with society tomorrow. Right now I'm thinking about my daughter. (00:45:30)

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Harmony Schiltz: My dad used to love your TV show. We've watched every episode.
Jackie Burke: Always nice to meet a fan.
Harmony Schiltz: Yeah. Well, we just had the one TV.

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Laura: I used to do a lot of TV, like 90210. I always played bitchy parts.
Ira Wright: You must have been a good actress, because you don't seem like a bitch to me.

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George: Sleep sweet, Ursula.
Ursula Stanhope: Sleep sweet, George.

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Debbie: You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean.

Sadie: Where do babies come from?
Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Debbie: That's exactly right.

Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.

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Paul Peterson: So, he's literally a dog.
Patty Peterson: Paul.
Mr. Peabody: No, that's all right. Although, I prefer the term "literate dog."

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Debbie: I don't want to shop at old lady stores. I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's and Ann Taylor.

Debbie: I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.

Debbie: Who goes to the bathroom for a half hour?
Pete: John Goodman.

Debbie: All of a sudden we're a magnet of negativity. What did we do?

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