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Mitchell: Did you almost marry my mom?
Brian Gilcrest: Many, many times.
Mitchell: Why would anybody break up with my mom?
Paco Hernandez: This whole thing is racist. Abscam? "Arab-scam"? It's completely racist!
Richie DiMaso: So what do you have to worry about, Sheik? You're Mexican.
Navy Doctor: Do you ever think that you might have seen things or done some things over there that you wish you hadn't?
Chris Kyle: Oh, that's not me. No.
Navy Doctor: What's not you?
Chris Kyle: I was just protecting my guys, they were trying to kill... Our soldiers and I... I'm willing to meet my Creator and answer for every shot that I took. The thing that haunts me are all the guys that I couldn't save. Now I'm willing and able to be there but I'm not, I'm here. I quit.
Navy Doctor: You can walk down any hall in this hospital. Looks like plenty soldiers need saving.
Adam Jones: I don't want my resturant to be a place where people sit and eat. I want people to sit at that table and be sick with longing.
Rocket Raccoon: I don't think you even have a plan.
Peter Quill: I have part of a plan.
Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have?
Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!
Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...