Quotes from Seth Rogen movies and TV shows - page 2 of 4

Aaron Rapaport: Take your hands away. I saw the boner.
Dave Skylark: I'm not taking my hands away.
Aaron Rapaport: Move your fucking hands.
Dave Skylark: Fine. Wanna see it?

Aaron Rapaport: Oh no! We really fucked up, guys! He's arming his fucking nukes.

Aaron Rapaport: Eminem's gay in our show.

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Ben Stone: I live in your phone.

Ben Stone: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.

Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we.
Ben Stone: You weren't chosen for a reason.

Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money.
Ben Stone: Can I just - have some?

Young Doctor: How long you kids been married?
Ben Stone: We're not married.
Young Doctor: Are you single?
Ben Stone: She's not single, she's just not married.
Young Doctor: Are you two together?

Pete: I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.
Ben Stone: That's sad.
Pete: Totally sad. Their smiling faces just point out your inability to enjoy anything.

Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking bong you fuck.
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once.

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off.
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?

Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.

Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ben Stone: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Ben's Dad: Yes.
Ben Stone: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.

Ben Stone: If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

Ben Stone: Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool.

Ben Stone: Now that's how you get pink eye.

More Knocked Up quotes

Fred Flarsky: I'm a racist. You're a Republican. I don't know what is wrong with me.

More Long Shot quotes

B.O.B.: I haven't been outside in 50 years. It feels great!
The Missing Link: It feels hotter than I remember. Has the Earth slowly been getting warmer? It would be great to know that, a very convenient truth.

The Missing Link: She's speechless.
B.O.B.: She"? It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.

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