Quotes from Emily Deschanel movies and TV shows

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I've never gotten a B and I never will.
Seeley Booth: That's my girl.

Seeley Booth: [Gives Temperance a gun.] This is only for self-defence.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What part do I aim for?
Seeley Booth: Any part that isn't me.

Pilot - S1-E1

Dr. Temperance Brennan: What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?
Seeley Booth: It's like pornography. You'll know it when you see it.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Every culture nurtures ideals of beauty toward which people strive - fine! But in the future people'll look back upon the surgical alterations of the nose or breasts or buttocks with the same horror that we regard the binding of feet or the use of bronze coils to extend the neck.
Seeley Booth: You wanna speak up? 'Cause it's really hard to hear every word in this very, very quiet waiting room.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: It's barbaric! It's painful! It's wrong! This murder victim may never be identified because some glorified barber with a medical degree has the arrogance to think that he could do better than a millennium of evolution.

Dr. Daniel Goodman: That is not a tuxedo, Dr. Hodgins.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am not going, Dr. Goodman.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are going.
[places name tag in Dr. Hodgins' pocket.]
Dr. Daniel Goodman: When we arrive the donors will all be wearing name tags.
Zack Addy: What do we talk about?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Your work, of course.
Angela Montenegro: Zack's work consists of removing flesh from corpses. Hodgins dissects bugs that have been eating people's eyeballs.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Leave me out of it - I am not going.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: And how do you see your job?
Angela Montenegro: [sighs.] I draw death masks.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Is that really how you see it?
Angela Montenegro: Don't you?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. You discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. You give victims back their faces - their identities. You remind us all of why we're here in the first place - because we treasure human life.
[Angela hugs Dr. Goodman.]
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What happened?
Zack Addy: Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep African-American tone.

Harbingers in a Fountain - S5-E1

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Booth, don't kill the clown!

Angela Montenegro: I wouldn't bet a date with Colin Farrell on it.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I know him. He's funny.
Angela Montenegro: That's Will Ferrell.

Seeley Booth: We're Scully and Mulder.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I don't know what that means.

A Boy in a Tree - S1-E3

[Head falls out of a tree.]
Bones: We're going to need an evidence bag
[Rest of body falls from tree.]
Bones: We're going to need a bigger bag.

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The Woman in the Car - S1-E11

Agent Booth: FBI!
US Marshall: US Marshalls!
Agent Booth: US Marshall?
Bones: Forensic Anthropologist.

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The Man on the Fairway - S1-E14

Dr. Addey: Dr Goodman, we found 6 sets of human remains on that plane
Bones: Not to mention 3 bone fragments that were NOT on the plane.
Dr. Goodman: Is there any chance those bone fragments were on the plane?
Angela: What, as carry on luggage?

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The Woman in the Car - S1-E11

Brennan: Why don't we ever take my car?
Booth: Do you have bulletproof vests in the trunk?
Brennan: No.
Booth: That's why.

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The Mystery in the Meat - S9-E10

Bones: 5 shots with alcohol please.

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The Mutilation of the Master Manipulator - S10-E9

Booth: As long as it ends in a drag race.
Bones: That sounds dangerous.
Booth: Not with you. Instead of The Fast and Furious it would be The Slow and Serious.

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The Murder of the Meninist - S11-E12

Karen: We just love going viral.
Brennan: So do infectious diseases.

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The Murder of the Meninist - S11-E12

Brennan: May the force remain in your proximity.
Angela: Yes, sweetie. Something like that.

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The Man with the Bone - S1-E18

Bones: Are Rangers scared of SEALs?
Booth? What? No! Rangers ain't scared of no-one. Though SEALs are pretty good.

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