Eric Messer: If me at any age of my life could see me right now he would kick my cat ass, you know that?
Eric Messer: So I'm at the drug store and it dawns on me that women stare at men carrying a baby like a guy will stare at a woman with a great rack.
Eric Messer: Just because you accept help from someone, doesn't mean you have failed. It just means you're not in it alone.
Josh: Why do you have to take pictures?
Alex: I don't know Josh, maybe cause I want to be able to remember this stuff.
Roger: Well, the weather report's wrong.
Alex: They have instruments for this: thermometers, barometers, tons of other crap. You have an arthritic knee.
Pru: This song is so nasty.
Alex: What are they saying?
Pru: I'm not getting it all, but basically it's a long list of explicit things he likes to do in the back of his car, one being up the ass.
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