Quotes from Elizabeth Banks movies and TV shows

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Lucy: Come with me if you want to not die.

Melinda Ledbetter: When did you first start hearing voices?
Brian Future: 1963.

John: This could very well be the greatest conflict between America and Germany in our nation's history!
Gail: Crack a book, John.

Starla Grant: Baby, what happened to your face?
Grant Grant: It's just a bee sting.

Kyle: Are you in a crack house?
Meghan: Yes! That's what I've been trying to tell you.

Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.

Meghan: What does a post-modern romantic writer do all day?
Gordon: Find beauty and praise it.
Meghan: That's like the opposite of what I do.

Wendy: I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions.

Miriam Linky: Nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack!
Zack: EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"

Zack Brown: Oh you'll be sorry when I'm giving you the best orgasms of your life.
Miriam Linky: Yeah right. As if you even know what you're doing down there.
Zack Brown: Where's the clitoris again? Is it in your ass?

Zack Brown: I'm gonna fuck you with my pecker!
Miriam Linky: Dude... That's really dirty.
Zack Brown: That's too dirty?
Miriam Linky: That offends me.
Zack Brown: Penis?
Miriam Linky: Fine.
Zack Brown: I'm gonna fuck you with my penis!

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