Quotes from Nathan Fillion movies and TV shows - page 4 of 5

Hedge Fund Homeboys - S1-E3

Castle: I've been kicked out of all of New York's finer educational institutes at least once. The irony is now that I'm rich and famous, they all claim me as alum and want money.

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Our Mrs. Reynolds - S1-E3

Mal: Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell... But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

Out of Gas - S1-E5

Mal: Well, what do you think?
Zoe: You mean you paid money for this? On purpose?

Out of Gas - S1-E5

Mal: Which one do you think tracked us?
Zoe: The ugly one, sir.
Mal: ...Could you be more specific?

The Message - S1-E15

Mal: If he calls back, keep him occupied.
Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?

Our Mrs. Reynolds - S1-E3

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: I don't know, I passed out.

Safe - S1-E7

River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be but they forgot. Now they see sky and they remember what they are.
Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

Shindig - S1-E6

Warrick: You didn't have to wound that man.
Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

The Train Job - S1-E1

Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free!
Zoe: Well, can I have your share?
Mal: No!
Zoe: If you die, can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.

The Train Job - S1-E1

Mal: You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.

Ariel - S1-E8

Mal: Next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.

Serenity (1) - S1-E11

Shepherd Book: Captain, do you mind if I say grace?
Mal: Only if you say it out loud.

Bushwhacked - S1-E2

Commander Harken: I notice your ship's called Serenity. You were stationed on Hera at the end of the war. Battle of Serenity Valley took place there, if I recall.
Mal: You know, I believe you might be right.
Commander Harken: Independents suffered a pretty crushing defeat there. Some say that after Serenity, the browncoats were through. That the war ended in that valley.
Mal: Hmm.
Commander Harken: Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
Mal: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

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Serenity (1) - S1-E11

Mal: Now I gotta know how close the Alliance is. Exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: [Unsheathes a big knife.] He was non-specific as to how.
Mal: [Mutters to Jayne.] Now you only gotta scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary.

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Green Lantern: Clearly, you should never do this stuff without me. You end up with crap all over yourself.
The Flash: Focus, GL. Bombs.

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Hal Jordan: Beware my power, asshole. (00:02:15)

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Hermes: Hercules Busts Heads Season 1.
Hermes: Best TV Shows ever.
Hermes: So of course... cancelled.

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Kaylee: Going on a year now and ain't nothing twixt my nethers that ain't been run on batteries.
Mal: Oh, God, I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

Mal: Just get us on the ground.
Wash: That part will happen most definitely.

Wash: I don't know, but if she doesn't give more power to offset the burn through this landing is going to get very interesting.
Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: "Oh God, Oh God we're all going to die"?
Mal: [Talking into the intercom.] This the captain speaking. We might experience some turbulence, then explode.

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