George Lopez

Quotes from George Lopez movies and TV shows

Mr. Electricidad: OK, kids, who's next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas.
Linus: Maybe we can freeze his circuits.
Mr. Electricidad: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. We're in the middle of Texas in August.

Mr. Electricidad: What I can't believe is you dreamt me as a big round bad guy! I'm not bad.

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Vic: George, I'd like to congratulate you.
George: We don't know yet if my mom is going to jail.
Vic: I meant your daughter going to college.

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Marmaduke: This is my stepbro, Carlos. Say hey, Carlos.
Carlos: Hey, Carlos.
Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's kinda my only friend.

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Blu: Yeah sounds great, it's not like we're just throwing ourselves off a mountain... Right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.

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