Quotes from Dennis Miller movies and TV shows

Zeke: Step outside.
Rafe Guttman: Sorry, Zeke - I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.

Tamara: Guess where you just landed, lover?
Rafe Guttman: Larry Flynt's id?

Rafe Guttman: Sorry Katherine, but that wasn't your brother anymore.
Caleb: Wrong! I'll always be your brother, sis.
Rafe Guttman: Katherine, run from your brother.

Rafe Guttman: You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.

Rafe Guttman: I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Tales From The Crypt.

More Bordello of Blood quotes

Dr. Alan Champion: Will you be handling the outpatient care, nurse?
Angela: Well, do you mind?
Dr. Alan Champion: Visions of sponge baths dance in my head.

Dr. Alan Champion: You know, what's frightening me is, I'm starting to think that you're not delusional.

Dr. Alan Champion: This is bizarre. I haven't seen you in so long. What are we even doing here?
Angela: Um, I just figured you would be safe.
Dr. Alan Champion: Oh great, so I've gone from being a self-centered asshole to safe. Thank you very much.
Angela: No, I just figured that they couldn't, um, trace me to you and that your, your patient records are confidential, right?
Dr. Alan Champion: My patient records! Yeah, I knew I had my subtle charms.

More The Net quotes

Dr. Sarah Taylor: You just don't give up, do you?
Cliff Raddison: I'm Sisyphus with a hard-on.

More Never Talk To Strangers quotes

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