Quotes from George Wendt movies and TV shows

Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.

Woody: What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

Norm: Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle's life, my life has always appeared dull.

Coach: How's life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with its wife.

Paint Your Office - S6-E6

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson

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Let Sleeping Drakes Lie - S6-E18

Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

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Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.

Norm: I want something light and cold.
Carla: Sorry, it's Diane's day off.

Norm: I have, on several occasions, been known to perspire a bit.
Carla: We could grow rice.

Rebecca: You're not letting your employees take advantage of you, are you?
Norm: Yeah, maybe a little bit. Yesterday afternoon the guys decided to just knock off early and go bowling.
Rebecca: So what did you do?
Norm: I broke 200. Personal high. It was great.

More Cheers quotes

Harold Gorton: Solitude's always better with somebody else around, ya know?

More House quotes

Chet Bronski: Well, we're all part of the same tribe.
Jack Sturgess: Right, the Minotauk.
Chet Bronski: No, I'm referring to the emotionally-constipated American male over 40.

More Man of the House quotes

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