Quotes from Jane Fonda movies and TV shows

Doctor Martha Livingston: Who did this to you? Who?
Sister Agnes: God! It was God... and now I'll burn in Hell because I hate him.

Doctor Martha Livingston: Smoking is an obsession with me. Maybe someday I'll become obsessed with something else and give up smoking.

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Durand-Durand: Come on, come on! Stop stalling.
Barbarella: I'm trying to find the keyhole.

Barbarella: Listen you kids, untie me or I'll call your parents.

The Great Tyrant: Why don't you give him a mouth-to-mouth?
Barbarella: I have a better idea.

Dildano: Are you typical of Earth women?
Barbarella: I'm about average.

Barbarella: What's that screaming? A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.

Barbarella: Pygar! What does that say?
Pygar: "Chamber of Ultimate Solution."
Barbarella: I don't like the sound of that.

Barbarella: Make love? But no-one's done that for hundreds of centuries.

The Great Tyrant: Hello, pretty pretty.
Barbarella: Hello.
The Great Tyrant: Do you want to come and play with me? For someone like you I charge nothing. You're very pretty, Pretty-Pretty.
Barbarella: My name isn't pretty-pretty, it's Barbarella.

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Corie Bratter: Paul, I think I'm gonna be a lousy wife. But don't be angry with me. I love you very much - and I'm very sexy.

Corie Bratter: My divorce! When do I get my divorce.
Paul Bratter: How should I know? The marriage license hasn't even come in yet.

Corie Bratter: You're almost nearly perfect.
Paul Bratter: That's a rotten thing to say.

Victor Velasco: Does your husband work during the day?
Corie Bratter: Yes.
Victor Velasco: In an office?
Corie Bratter: Yes.
Victor Velasco: Good. I work at home during the day. Oh, I predict some interesting complications... am I making you nervous?
Corie Bratter: Very nervous.
Victor Velasco: Wonderful! Once a month I try to make pretty young girls nervous, just to keep my hand in.

Victor Velasco: So what are you, a folk singer?
Corie Bratter: No, a wife.

More Barefoot in the Park quotes

Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.

Sharon: If women our age were meant to have sex God wouldn't do what he does to our bodies.
Vivian: Speak for yourself.
Sharon: Well, that was not God, that was Dr. Nazaria.

Vivian: I don't care what society says about women our age, sex must not be taken off the table.

Vivian: Emotional connection is highly overrated.

More Book Club quotes

Hannah Warren: You're worse than a hopeless romantic. You're a hopeful one.

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