Napoleon Dynamite: [Reading current event to class.] Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced" - placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness... To blow Nessie out of the water... Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance. Summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents. And all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
Dr. P: Every once in a while a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the herd and challenge him. It lets the man know he's worthy of leading.
Roger: Well you know what? I don't want to be a shepherd anymore.
Dr. P: You're not the shepherd, dumb ass. I'm the shepherd. It's called an analogy, moron.
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