Quotes from Peter Sallis movies and TV shows

Wallace: No cheese, Gromit! Not a bit in the house.

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Crums - S10-E7

Seymour: People don't realise there is an imposter running around pretending to be Father Christmas.
Clegg: It happens every election.

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Wallace: Have you been peckish during the night? Only, someone's been at me cheese.

Wendolene Ramsbottom: He's malfunctioning.
Wallace: Mal what?
Wendolene Ramsbottom: Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyberdog.
Wallace: Cyber what?
Wendolene Ramsbottom: A robot. Daddy created him for good, but he's turned out evil.

Wendolene Ramsbottom: Yer dog's waiting.
Wallace: Aye, I'd better see to him. The bounce has gone from his bungee.

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[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the bunvac.]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...toupee, please.
Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupee, you idiot. My hair is in your machine.
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare I think you'll find is a much larger mammal.

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Wallace: Ah, well, it's no use prevaricating about the bush.

Wallace: They're techno-trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies.

Wallace: It's the wrong trousers Gromit, and they've gone wrong.

Wallace: Cracking toast, Gromit.

Wallace: No more lodgers - more trouble than they're worth.

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Wallace: But Piella, you're the Bake-O-Lite girl.
Piella Bakewell: Was the Bake-O-Lite girl. I ate too much, you see.
Wallace: Oh, really?
Piella Bakewell: I couldn't ride the balloon anymore.
Wallace: Oh dear.
Piella Bakewell: So they dropped me.
Wallace: What a blow. Ooh.
Piella Bakewell: ME! A curse on bakers and their loathsome confections.

Wallace: Farewell, my angel cake. You'll always be my Bake-O-Lite Girl.

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