Flynn: Having fun down there Doyle?
Doyle: Kiss my ass! This is the worst combat I've ever seen. Where's the fucking combat?
Rooftop Soldier: Give me something to shoot.
Flynn: Too easy. Medical sector, east side, fat guy, jerking off in the toilet.
Rooftop sniper: Ah... bug nuts, I saw him yesterday.
Soldier: I don't see him. Where is Fester Fuck nut?
Rooftop Soldier: There, look! Bald guy with his dick in hands on the 20th floor.
Captain America: Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash.
Iron Man: Got it.
Hawkeye: Mind giving me a lift?
Iron Man: Sure. Better clench up, Legolas.
Aaron Cross: Now, I've got a plan, and it's just not that complicated. What I'm going to do is wait for the next person to show up to kill you. Maybe they can help me.
Clint Barton: The futurist is here gentlemen! He sees all. He knows what's best for you, whether you like it or not.
Khamtay: Why would you buy me those?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Because I like to do nice things for people. Makes me feel good about myself.
Khamtay: Are you some kind of nut?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That's sad.
Jeffrey Dahmer: That we've gotten to a point where doing nice things for people is considered insane.
Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil, that their powers could be used for good. I say burn them all!
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