Quotes from Jeremy Renner movies and TV shows

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Doyle: I got some strays.
Flynn: Dogs?
Doyle: No, puppies.

Scarlet: Who are you?
Doyle: Sergeant Doyle, Delta Rooftop Unit.
Scarlet: Why aren't you at your post?
Doyle: Why aren't you?

Flynn: Having fun down there Doyle?
Doyle: Kiss my ass! This is the worst combat I've ever seen. Where's the fucking combat?
Rooftop Soldier: Give me something to shoot.
Flynn: Too easy. Medical sector, east side, fat guy, jerking off in the toilet.
Rooftop sniper: Ah... bug nuts, I saw him yesterday.
Soldier: I don't see him. Where is Fester Fuck nut?
Rooftop Soldier: There, look! Bald guy with his dick in hands on the 20th floor.

Doyle: Be my shadow, that's it.

Scarlet: You look a little pale.
Doyle: Blood makes me nauseous.

Ian Donnelly: You know I've had my head tilted up to the stars for as long as I can remember. You know what surprised me the most? It wasn't meeting them. It was meeting you.

Ian Donnelly: Well, the cornerstone of civilization isn't language, it's science.

Captain America: Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash.
Iron Man: Got it.
Hawkeye: Mind giving me a lift?
Iron Man: Sure. Better clench up, Legolas.

Steve Rogers: You think you can hold them off?
Clint Barton: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.

Black Widow: This is just like Budapest all over again.
Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

Clint Barton: The Cube is a doorway to the other end of space, right? Doors open from both sides.

Dr. Marta Shearing: Are we lost?
Aaron Cross: No, I was just looking at our options.
Dr. Marta Shearing: Oh, I was kinda hoping we were lost.

Aaron Cross: Now, I've got a plan, and it's just not that complicated. What I'm going to do is wait for the next person to show up to kill you. Maybe they can help me.

Clint Barton: The futurist is here gentlemen! He sees all. He knows what's best for you, whether you like it or not.

Clint Barton: I retire for 5 minutes and it all goes to shit.

Clint Barton: As much as I hate to admit it, if we're going to win this fight, some of us might have to lose it.

Khamtay: Why would you buy me those?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Because I like to do nice things for people. Makes me feel good about myself.
Khamtay: Are you some kind of nut?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That's sad.
Khamtay: What?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That we've gotten to a point where doing nice things for people is considered insane.

Jeffrey Dahmer: You know what the cross was, don't you?
Rodney: Yeah, where Jesus died, right?
Jeffrey Dahmer: A torture device... used to kill criminals. So when you pray to it, it's like praying to an electric chair, or a guillotine.

Hansel: Where are you going?
Gretel: I have to help Edward.
Hansel: Edward... Who the fuck's Edward?

Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil, that their powers could be used for good. I say burn them all!

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