Austin: My Freshmen year I threw 176 touchdown passes. My sophomore year I ran in 14 myself... With a sprained ankle, a broken phalange, a ruptured duodenum, and a sub dermal hematoma.
Jake: How could Priscilla dump me, Jake Wyler? I mean who the hell does she think she is?
Austin: I got two words for ya, Jake: Prom Queen... Material.
Jake: Austin, she's an illusion. Ok, you take away the make-up, the clothes, the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume, that cute little face she makes when she's tonguing my balls. Look she's totally replaceable.
Adam Finch: In the three years that I have known him, this is the most excited I have ever seen him.
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