Quotes from Lou Diamond Phillips movies and TV shows

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Jimmy Sands: There. Now it's securer than the god damn Alamo.
Sheriff Emmett Kimsey: Bad example there Jimmy.

Cisco: Why don't you just dump the bitch?
Melvin: The truth?
Cisco: Yeah, I want the truth.
Crunch: You can't handle the truth.
Cisco: (to Crunch) Shut the fuck up.
Melvin: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of anybody not liking me.
Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. (Laughs).

Paris: What would you do to someone... who decided to fuck with you in your own house?
Cisco: I'd bust some caps.
Paris: Bust some caps! Give this man a gold star.

Monfriez: Sir, if you get a hangfire on your weapon, what do you do? You wait, with your weapon pointed in a safe direction, 'cause sometimes the primer bursts, and if you open the chamber it blows up in your face. Leave this round in the chamber, sir.

Ritchie Valens: Bob! Watch it! My guitar, man.
Bob Morales: Sorry. I didn't' know that piece of junk was so important to you.
Ritchie Valens: I even sleep with it.

Ritchie Valens: My mom reckons I'm going to be a star. And stars don't fall from the sky.

Ritchie Valens: This is like my high school prom.
Bob Morales: Yeah. Except this prom puts out.

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock: Those days are over, Chavez.
Jose Chavez Y Chavez: When the spirit horse comes, then it's over.

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