Quotes from Phil Hartman movies and TV shows

Ted Maltin: Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.

Ted Maltin: I've got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago. It's nestled safely under our tree.

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New Kid on the Block - S4-E8

Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Neverending Story."

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Marge in Chains - S4-E21

Lionel Hutz: Uh oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well he's sorta had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.

Burns' Heir - S5-E18

Lionel Hutz: I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.

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