Quotes from Dan Castellaneta movies and TV shows

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[Afer Max punches a hole in a wall.]
Max Prince: I wanna hit something else. Something big! Something expensive!
Milt Fields: There's a bank across the street, Max.

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Homer Simpson: Hey, you're like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland. What was it called? Oh, yeah. Snow White in Stupidtown.

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White Chocolate Rabbit: If you can't do the tutorial, you're really in trouble.

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Homer Simpson: Not dreaming. Not dreaming. Not dreaming. Huh, damn it, I was dreaming. Why is life so unfair. All I want is to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask? Damn you, reality.

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Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob?
[Homer and Bart scream.]
Sideshow Bob: Don't bother crying out in terror. In space, no one can hear you scream.
Bart Simpson: We're not in space.
Sideshow Bob: Well, we're in a space-ship.
Homer Simpson: Not the same thing.

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Bart Simpson: This must be the level boss for this part of the game.
Homer Simpson: The boss? Quick, everyone look busy.

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Bart Simpson: Guys, look. The laser hatch opens after every four laser bursts. That's the weak spot when we need to fire.
Kang: Hey, Kodos. That ugly kid's right. Why are we exposing our weak spot after every four laser bursts?
Kodos: You're right. Why do we even need to expose our weak spot at all?
Kang: Thanks for the heads up, Earth dumb ass.
Kodos: Screw fighting one family. Why don't we just blow up the whole town? They can't stop us from doing that.
Kang: Sounds good to space-me.

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Homer Simpson: Cheating. Is there anything it can't do?

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Homer Simpson: OK, I'm in a stupid Japanese game, but I'm not eating sushi. Unless it's covered in chocolate and there's no sushi in it.

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Matt Groening: Your creator is TV's most beloved animation visionary.
Homer Simpson: Seth MacFarlane?

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Homer: I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

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Homer Simpson: Hey, Marge! Isn't it great being married to somebody who's recklessly impulsive?
Marge Simpson: Actually, it's aged me horribly.

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Homer Simpson: Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me." And there's only one answer when somebody says that.
Marge Simpson: OK Homie, I'm with ya.
Homer: Thank you my sweetheart.
Bart Simpson: Mom?
Marge: Yes honey?
Bart: You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertiliser salesman!

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Marge: He filled an entire silo with crap in two days?
Homer: I helped.

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Grandpa: Homer, what the hell are you doing?!
Homer: risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I'm not quite sure why!

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Marge Simpson: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
Homer Simpson: Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig does whatever a Spider-Pig does... Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is the Spider-Pig.

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Bart Simpson: This is the worst day of my life.
Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life *so far*.

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Bart Simpson: Dad! It's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish!
Homer Simpson: If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity!

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Ned Flanders: Uh, Homer? I don't mean to be a nervous Pervis, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-erino?
Homer Simpson: Shut up, Flanders.
Bart Simpson: Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
Homer Simpson: Well said, boy!

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Homer: I can't believe we're paying for something we can see on TV for free.

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