Quotes from Dan Castellaneta movies and TV shows
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Bart Simpson: Guys, look. The laser hatch opens after every four laser bursts. That's the weak spot when we need to fire.
Kang: Hey, Kodos. That ugly kid's right. Why are we exposing our weak spot after every four laser bursts?
Kodos: You're right. Why do we even need to expose our weak spot at all?
Kang: Thanks for the heads up, Earth dumb ass.
Kodos: Screw fighting one family. Why don't we just blow up the whole town? They can't stop us from doing that.
Kang: Sounds good to space-me.
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Homer Simpson: Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me." And there's only one answer when somebody says that.
Marge Simpson: OK Homie, I'm with ya.
Homer: Thank you my sweetheart.
Bart Simpson: Mom?
Marge: Yes honey?
Bart: You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertiliser salesman!
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