Quotes from Kirk Douglas movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Jim Craig: I think they're trying to make a butler out of me.
Jessica Harrison: They're trying to make a lady out of me.
Jim Craig: Well, they won't have no luck.
Jessica Harrison: Thank you very much.
Jim Craig: Now hold on, I didn't mean.
Jessica Harrison: I don't suppose they'll have any luck making a gentleman out of you, either.

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Whit: My feelings? About ten years ago, I hid them somewhere and haven't been able to find them.

Jeff: Why me?
Whit: Well, I know a lot of smart guys, and a few honest ones. And you're both.

Whit: You just sit and stay inside yourself. You wait for me to talk. I like that.
Jeff: I never found out much listening to myself.

Whit: Joe couldn't find a prayer in the Bible.

More Out of the Past quotes

Benson: Saturn 3. When they want to give the Solar System.
Adam: - give the Solar System an enema, that's where they stick the tube in. We've heard that one.

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Spartacus: What's your name?
Draba: You don't want to know my name. I don't want to know your name.
Spartacus: Just a friendly question.
Draba: Gladiators don't make friends. If we're ever matched in the arena together, I have to kill you.

Spartacus: And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.

Antoninus: Are you afraid to die, Spartacus?
Spartacus: No more than I was to be born.

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Cactus Jack: I come to speak with straight tongue.
Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.

More The Villain quotes

Lomax: You got a bargain, Big Man.
Taw Jackson: How's that?
Lomax: Two five-hundred dollar days for the price of one.

Lomax: You caused me a lot of embarrassment! You're the only man I shot, that I didn't kill.

Taw Jackson: In four days, Pierce is going to make the biggest gold shipment ever made out of the territory - a half a million dollars.
Lomax: How are we goin' to take it? With the Prussian army?
Taw Jackson: With three other fellas. Five of us.
Lomax: Five. I'm kind of glad I didn't kill you tonight - you're funny as hell.

Lomax: I can't afford to let you get killed, unless I do it.

Lomax: Don't let anything happen to ya.
Taw Jackson: Not likely.

Taw Jackson: The plans have changed. The Kid wants to use nitro.
Lomax: Nitroglycerine?
Taw Jackson: Which is in a safe that you'll have to open.
Lomax: Forget it! I'm not gonna be anywhere near that drunk kid and nitro.
Taw Jackson: Lomax, that cuts it! Nobody takes a half a million sittin' on their backside. You'll either quit acting like a prima donna or we'll call the whole thing off.
Lomax: All right, but it'll cost you two thousand dollars more of your share.

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