Secretary of State: Sir, the vice-president, still waiting.
President James Foster: President, still president.
President James Foster: Oh, good. Gabrielle found another trashy friend to hang out with.
Michelle Foster: Yeah, your daughter.
Ted Bundy: Ted Bundy wants something out of all this. Maybe he doesn't deserve it, but I gotta take care of survival.
Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
Anna (in Tess' body): Hello, it was a Ducati.
Anna (in Tess' body): So, let's do this thingy.
Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, whatever.
Ryan: OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?
Anna (in Tess' body): Oh, he can walk from here.
Harry: It's 20 blocks.
Anna (in Tess' body): Fresh air will do you good.
Harry: But what about bullies?
Anna (in Tess' body): Run fast.
Vivian Blackadder: Amad bin Atwa supplied money and explosives to Hasan Mohammed, who executed the attack on the Cole. They're an all-Jihad team that's been together for nine years. If Bin Atwa gives up Hasan, I want in on the kill.
Gibbs: We're not tasked with capturing Hasan Mohammed.
Vivian Blackadder: Gibbs, my brother died on the Cole.
Gibbs: I know that.
Vivian Blackadder: Then get me in on this!
Gibbs: You're not here to use NCIS as your personal instrument of revenge. You get your head around this murder case, or you pull your tailored suit out of mothballs and you march your butt right back to the J. Edgar Hoover Building.
[Gibbs is drinking a cup of coffee.]
Kate Todd: Gibbs, it's like one hundred° in here. How can you drink that stuff?
Leroy Gibbs: It keeps me cool.
Gibbs: Tony likes to hide behind the face of a clown. But he's the best young agent I've ever worked with.
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